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Order Overview
Our exclusive weekly cookie collection drops every Sunday at 9 PM EST.
Orders can be placed from Sunday through Friday and will be baked fresh that weekend for shipping the following Monday and Tuesday, ensuring your cookies arrive at the height of freshness.
Order spots are limited. Move fast or miss out — your future self is already panicking.
Live near Sanford Florida? Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
Small-batch, Handcrafted
Always made-to-order
Nationwide Shipping
The cookie jar - Rewards Program
Military and First Responder Discount
Big Booty Butterscotch
This cookie doesn’t just walk into the room — it claps.
This thick, unapologetic cookie is built on a rich chocolate dough base and absolutely stacked with silky white chocolate and reckless amounts of butterscotch chips. Sweet. Bold. Extra in all the right places.
One bite and you’re hit with buttery, melt-in-your-mouth decadence that refuses to be ignored. This cookie has zero chill, maximum curves, and a personality that says “Yes, I know everyone’s staring.”
Warning: May cause crumbs everywhere, poor self-control, and an uncontrollable urge to go back for “just one more” (it will never be just one).
Big. Bold. Buttery. Zero apologies.
Biscoff The Hook
A cookie so addictive it should come with a warning label and a support group! We’ve taken Biscoff Lotus cookies, crushed them up like they owe us money, and mixed them with white chocolate chips that are basically the edible equivalent of a trust fund baby—rich and smooth. Then, we shove a cookie butter center in there so gooey it could start its own fan club. And because we’re extra, we’ve drizzled white chocolate on top like it’s the icing on a cake you’d fight your grandma for. One chomp, and you’ll be yelling, “Take my dignity, just don’t take my cookies!” It’s the treat that’ll hook you harder than a bad reality TV show—consider yourself warned, you cookie-crazed behemoth!
Midnight in Dubai
Ever wondered what a cookie that moonlights as a luxury yacht party tastes like? Meet Midnight in Dubai.
Dark chocolate chips buried in rich chocolate dough, layered with crunchy, buttery pistachio kataifi, topped with molten dark chocolate, and dusted with crushed pistachios for that extra flex. Basically, it’s the edible version of a rooftop infinity pool at 2 AM — decadent, a little dangerous, and fully unnecessary… but we don’t care.
One bite and you’ll feel rich, a little scandalous, and 100% ready to live your best life.
Black Tie
This cookie RSVP’d “yes” and showed up overdressed.
Rich, dark chocolate dough packed with crushed Oreo cookies and dripping with smooth white chocolate chips — because balance is important, even when you’re being dramatic. It’s tuxedo energy in edible form: bold on the outside, creamy on the inside, and absolutely stealing attention from every other cookie on the tray.
Each bite hits like cookies & cream got a glow-up and started networking. Deep cocoa flavor. Crunchy Oreo chaos. Melty white chocolate moments that make you pause mid-chew and reconsider your life choices (in a good way).
This isn’t your average chocolate cookie.
This is main character energy in formalwear.
Dress code: stretchy pants.
Death by Oreo®
it’s a full-blown, mouth-melting descent into delicious depravity. We took our sinfully addictive "dough-licious!" cookie dough, laced it with reckless amounts of Oreo® chunks, then slammed a thick slab of Oreo®-frosted madness in the center like we were trying to summon a snack demon.
This thing doesn’t “pair well with milk.” It demands a sacrifice. Probably your dignity. Maybe your soul.
Thicc Bits & Salty Lips
The chocolate chunk sea salt cookie that’s here to ruin your diet and steal your heart. These bad boys are packed with gooey, melty chocolate chunks so thicc they could star in their own rom-com, paired with a sassy sprinkle of sea salt that’ll have your lips puckering up for more. Sweet meets salty in a flavor fling so scandalous, it’s basically the cookie equivalent of a forbidden love affair. Grab one—or ten—and let your taste buds live their best, most indulgent life. Warning: may cause uncontrollable munching and zero regrets.
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faq
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Our cookies stay fresh for 5 to 7 days after receiving your order. To save some for later, you can store your cookies in the freezer for up to 3 months. Use a food saver device or plastic wrap and a freezer bag when storing your cookies in the freezer.
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We’re a small home based business located in Sanford, FL. Our cookies truly are homemade!
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Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
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We ship your order via USPS Priority or UPS Ground — whichever one’s feeling frisky enough to handle our package. As part of our NoBullShip Free Shipping promo, we’ll pick the lucky one to deliver the goods.
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Cookies: All orders placed Mondays-Thursdays will be baked fresh that Friday-Sunday. Orders are shipped the following Monday & Tuesday. Any orders placed over the weekend will be made the following week.
Merch: Shipping for all merchandise is generally between 7 - 13 business days. These shipping times are estimates, not guarantees. The estimates don’t include the time it takes to create your product. -
We make every effort to safely package your cookies. However, once the order is shipped, we have no control over the shipping carrier, weather related conditions (heat, rain, volcanos, etc), what happens to the package, or how they handle the package. Please contact your local post office to file a claim if your package is damaged or lost. We are a very small business and due to financial reasons we cannot take responsibility for what happens once your cookies and edible dough's have left our hands.
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No, at this time we are not able to offer any of these product types. We wish we could accommodate every type of request, however this one would be quite difficult given our sweet and savory menu. We work with ingredients that do have allergens, such as eggs, dairy products, wheat, nuts, etc.
If any of these pose a health risk to you, we recommend you do not order any of our baked goods.
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Because every cookie is baked just for you, we can’t accept returns, refunds, or cancellations — No Regrets. Just Cookies.
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E-mail: contact@doughmygodcookies.com
