I'm gonna crumb!
Order Overview
Our exclusive weekly cookie collection drops every Sunday at 9 PM EST.
Orders can be placed from Sunday through Friday and will be baked fresh that weekend for shipping the following Monday and Tuesday, ensuring your cookies arrive at the height of freshness.
Order spots are limited. Move fast or miss out — your future self is already panicking.
Live near Sanford Florida? Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
Small-batch, Handcrafted
Always made-to-order
Nationwide Shipping
The cookie jar - Rewards Program
Military and First Responder Discount
Freddy's Wet Dream
One bite and you'll be screaming louder than a teenager on Elm Street.
Our dangerously delicious vanilla cookie dough has been possessed by mini M&M's, haunted Halloween sprinkles, mutilated Oreo chunks, butchered Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, and the salty remains of crushed pretzels.
Nine, ten, never sleep again... because Freddy's coming for your cookie, and he's not pulling out of this nightmare.
Don't fall asleep. You'll wake up with crumbs in your sheets and zero regrets.
Boo-Thang
Forget Netflix and chill. This Boo-Thang is here to haunt your thighs.
Our rich chocolate cookie dough is absolutely possessed with Reese’s Peanut Butter Chips and Reese’s Pieces, then covered in a sticky, spooky marshmallow web and topped with two candy eyes that have definitely seen some shit.
She's thick. She's sweet. She's a little clingy. And unlike your last situationship, this Boo-Thang actually delivers satisfaction.
Go ahead, get Boo'd up. Just don't ghost us after the first bite.
YDBT
Imagine a full-throttle, no-brakes, straight-into-the-wall kind of chaos tearing through a crowd of innocent snackers like a sugar-loaded demolition derby—that’s YDBT. This isn’t just a cookie; it’s a reckless, flavor-fueled uprising built on an oatmeal base so thick and savage it feels like it woke up choosing violence.
We didn’t “add” chocolate chips—we unleashed them. It’s a full-on cocoa explosion, raining down chunks like edible shrapnel. Then we flooded the scene with Biscoff® butter and jagged Biscoff® cookie rubble, like a dessert apocalypse ripped through a bakery and left nothing standing. Just when you think you’ve survived, we drench the whole monster in molten caramel—sticky, dripping, absolutely unhinged—and finish it with a blast of sea salt that hits hard, sticks around, and absolutely refuses to apologize.
"Do you know what I am saying?"
BIG BOOTY BUTTERSCOTCH
This cookie doesn’t just walk into the room — it claps.
This thick, unapologetic cookie is built on a rich chocolate dough base and absolutely stacked with silky white chocolate and reckless amounts of butterscotch chips. Sweet. Bold. Extra in all the right places.
One bite and you’re hit with buttery, melt-in-your-mouth decadence that refuses to be ignored. This cookie has zero chill, maximum curves, and a personality that says “Yes, I know everyone’s staring.”
Warning: May cause crumbs everywhere, poor self-control, and an uncontrollable urge to go back for “just one more” (it will never be just one).
Big. Bold. Buttery. Zero apologies.
POP-NOTCH
We start with our legendary nutty dough, then absolutely body-slam it with jumbo chunks of strawberry-frosted Pop-Tarts®. Not sprinkled. Launched. Then we bury the whole thing under a reckless pile of peanut butter chips like we’re trying to prove a point. Finally, we rain down a white chocolate drizzle, because stopping would be a crime.
Every bite is sticky fingers, melted filling, crunchy edges, and zero respect for clean eating. It tastes like your childhood lunchbox exploded inside a bakery after midnight.
This cookie is loud.
This cookie is messy.
This cookie is Pop-Notch.
Just The Chip
No frills. No fluff. Just straight-up chocolate chip perfection. This cookie is the unapologetic classic you didn’t know you needed. Loaded with melty, gooey chocolate chips that show up like flavor ninjas ready to wreck your snack game.
Why complicate greatness? No extra nonsense. Just pure, delicious chocolate chip cookie bliss. Grab one. Or five. No judgment. Adventure is overrated anyway.
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BIG BAKED COOKIE
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Merch
real cookie confessions
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A special discount for our everyday heroes
faq
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Our cookies stay fresh for 10 to 14 days after receiving your order. To save some for later, you can store your cookies in the freezer for up to 3 months. Use a food saver device or plastic wrap and a freezer bag when storing your cookies in the freezer.
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We’re a small home based business located in Sanford, FL. Our cookies truly are homemade!
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Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
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Your cookies ship via USPS Priority Mail; because these sweet little troublemakers deserve the royal treatment. 🍪📦
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Cookies: All orders placed Mondays-Thursdays will be baked fresh that Friday-Sunday. Orders are shipped the following Monday & Tuesday. Any orders placed over the weekend will be made the following week.
Merch: Shipping for all merchandise is generally between 7 - 13 business days. These shipping times are estimates, not guarantees. The estimates don’t include the time it takes to create your product. -
We make every effort to safely package your cookies. However, once the order is shipped, we have no control over the shipping carrier, weather related conditions (heat, rain, volcanos, etc), what happens to the package, or how they handle the package. Please contact your local post office to file a claim if your package is damaged or lost. We are a very small business and due to financial reasons we cannot take responsibility for what happens once your cookies and edible dough's have left our hands.
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No, at this time we are not able to offer any of these product types. We wish we could accommodate every type of request, however this one would be quite difficult given our sweet and savory menu. We work with ingredients that do have allergens, such as eggs, dairy products, wheat, nuts, etc.
If any of these pose a health risk to you, we recommend you do not order any of our baked goods.
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Because every cookie is baked just for you, we can’t accept returns, refunds, or cancellations — No Regrets. Just Cookies.
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E-mail: contact@doughmygodcookies.com
