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Order Overview
Our exclusive weekly cookie collection drops every Sunday at 9 PM EST.
Orders can be placed from Sunday through Friday and will be baked fresh that weekend for shipping the following Monday and Tuesday, ensuring your cookies arrive at the height of freshness.
Order spots are limited. Move fast or miss out — your future self is already panicking.
Live near Sanford Florida? Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
Small-batch, Handcrafted
Always made-to-order
Nationwide Shipping
The cookie jar - Rewards Program
Military and First Responder Discount
Emotionally Loaded
This cookie is carrying baggage—and it wants you to hold it. Soft vanilla dough absolutely stuffed with Reese’s Peanut Butter Oreos, Reese’s chips, and milk chocolate chips until it’s heavy, messy, and deeply unnecessary.
It’s rich. It’s melty. It’s doing too much on purpose. Every bite hits sweet, salty, chocolatey, peanut-buttery overload like a bad decision you make eye contact with and then commit to anyway. You didn’t need it… but now that it’s here, you’re not saying no.
Snickerdoodle Me Dirty
A cinnamon-sugar snickerdoodle that looked innocent until it absolutely wasn’t. Soft, thick, and rolled shamelessly in cinnamon sugar, then loaded with way too many cream cheese chips that melt into little pockets of poor decision-making.
It’s warm. It’s rich. It’s aggressively comforting. One bite in and you’re questioning your morals, your self-control, and why you didn’t grab two. Sweet, cinnamon-forward, and unapologetically indulgent—this cookie knows exactly what it’s doing and is not sorry about it.
Raisin The Roof
A fearless rebel of the cookie world, here to blow the roof off your taste expectations! These bad boys are loaded with rugged rolled oats and bold, juicy raisins that pack a punch, daring your senses with every chewy-charged bite. Forget tame – these cookies bring a wild edge, blending untamed sweetness with a gritty crunch that laughs in the face of ordinary. Freshly baked to a reckless golden hue, Raisin The Roof is your ticket to a snack rebellion – grab one and defy the mundane with every fearless chomp!
Biscoff The Hook
A cookie so addictive it should come with a warning label and a support group! We’ve taken Biscoff Lotus cookies, crushed them up like they owe us money, and mixed them with white chocolate chips that are basically the edible equivalent of a trust fund baby—rich and smooth. Then, we shove a cookie butter center in there so gooey it could start its own fan club. And because we’re extra, we’ve drizzled white chocolate on top like it’s the icing on a cake you’d fight your grandma for. One chomp, and you’ll be yelling, “Take my dignity, just don’t take my cookies!” It’s the treat that’ll hook you harder than a bad reality TV show—consider yourself warned, you cookie-crazed behemoth!
Animal House
We take our legendary dough and immediately abandon all restraint—Circus Animal® Cookies smashed inside, sprinkles everywhere like confetti from a broken cannon, and white chocolate cascading in ways that should probably require a permit. Then, in a move that can only be described as unhinged, we stack MORE Circus Animal cookies on top because the vibe is excess.
This cookie is chaos. Crunchy. Creamy. Sweet. Loud.
It tastes like a birthday party that went off the rails and nobody regrets it.
Welcome to the mess.
Thicc Bits & Salty Lips
The chocolate chunk sea salt cookie that’s here to ruin your diet and steal your heart. These bad boys are packed with gooey, melty chocolate chunks so thicc they could star in their own rom-com, paired with a sassy sprinkle of sea salt that’ll have your lips puckering up for more. Sweet meets salty in a flavor fling so scandalous, it’s basically the cookie equivalent of a forbidden love affair. Grab one—or ten—and let your taste buds live their best, most indulgent life. Warning: may cause uncontrollable munching and zero regrets.
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Merch
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A special discount for our everyday heroes
faq
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Our cookies stay fresh for 5 to 7 days after receiving your order. To save some for later, you can store your cookies in the freezer for up to 3 months. Use a food saver device or plastic wrap and a freezer bag when storing your cookies in the freezer.
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We’re a small home based business located in Sanford, FL. Our cookies truly are homemade!
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Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
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We ship your order via USPS Priority or UPS Ground — whichever one’s feeling frisky enough to handle our package. As part of our NoBullShip Free Shipping promo, we’ll pick the lucky one to deliver the goods.
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Cookies: All orders placed Mondays-Thursdays will be baked fresh that Friday-Sunday. Orders are shipped the following Monday & Tuesday. Any orders placed over the weekend will be made the following week.
Merch: Shipping for all merchandise is generally between 7 - 13 business days. These shipping times are estimates, not guarantees. The estimates don’t include the time it takes to create your product. -
We make every effort to safely package your cookies. However, once the order is shipped, we have no control over the shipping carrier, weather related conditions (heat, rain, volcanos, etc), what happens to the package, or how they handle the package. Please contact your local post office to file a claim if your package is damaged or lost. We are a very small business and due to financial reasons we cannot take responsibility for what happens once your cookies and edible dough's have left our hands.
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No, at this time we are not able to offer any of these product types. We wish we could accommodate every type of request, however this one would be quite difficult given our sweet and savory menu. We work with ingredients that do have allergens, such as eggs, dairy products, wheat, nuts, etc.
If any of these pose a health risk to you, we recommend you do not order any of our baked goods.
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Because every cookie is baked just for you, we can’t accept returns, refunds, or cancellations — No Regrets. Just Cookies.
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E-mail: contact@doughmygodcookies.com
