I'm gonna crumb!
Order Overview
Our exclusive weekly cookie collection drops every Sunday at 9 PM EST.
Orders can be placed from Sunday through Friday and will be baked fresh that weekend for shipping the following Monday and Tuesday, ensuring your cookies arrive at the height of freshness.
Order spots are limited. Move fast or miss out — your future self is already panicking.
Live near Sanford Florida? Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
Small-batch, Handcrafted
Always made-to-order
Nationwide Shipping
The cookie jar - Rewards Program
Military and First Responder Discount
I'd Tap That
This one's got more curves than a Canadian syrup bottle, and we're not even pretending to behave.
We start with a rich, buttery maple dough packed with crunchy pecans, melty chocolate chips, and chunks of gooey ROLO chocolate because apparently one type of sweetness wasn't enough to get us going.
Then we drizzle the whole thicc bastard in caramel until it's wetter than your browser history.
Sweet, nutty, sticky, and absolutely begging to be tapped.
Snickerdoodle Me Dirty
A cinnamon-sugar snickerdoodle that looked innocent until it absolutely wasn’t. Soft, thick, and rolled shamelessly in cinnamon sugar, then loaded with way too many cream cheese chips that melt into little pockets of poor decision-making.
It’s warm. It’s rich. It’s aggressively comforting. One bite in and you’re questioning your morals, your self-control, and why you didn’t grab two. Sweet, cinnamon-forward, and unapologetically indulgent—this cookie knows exactly what it’s doing and is not sorry about it.
Thicca Than a Snicka!
This cookie is built like it squats SUVs and ghosted your gym membership. We loaded it with salted peanuts, reckless chunks of semi-sweet chocolate, and so much chopped Snickers® it probably qualifies as a controlled substance.
Every bite is a dirty, thicc, flavor bomb that grabs your taste buds by the face and whispers, “You weren’t gonna eat just one, were you?” This is dessert with main character energy and zero regard for portion control or personal boundaries.
YDBT
Imagine a full-throttle, no-brakes, straight-into-the-wall kind of chaos tearing through a crowd of innocent snackers like a sugar-loaded demolition derby—that’s YDBT. This isn’t just a cookie; it’s a reckless, flavor-fueled uprising built on an oatmeal base so thick and savage it feels like it woke up choosing violence.
We didn’t “add” chocolate chips—we unleashed them. It’s a full-on cocoa explosion, raining down chunks like edible shrapnel. Then we flooded the scene with Biscoff® butter and jagged Biscoff® cookie rubble, like a dessert apocalypse ripped through a bakery and left nothing standing. Just when you think you’ve survived, we drench the whole monster in molten caramel—sticky, dripping, absolutely unhinged—and finish it with a blast of sea salt that hits hard, sticks around, and absolutely refuses to apologize.
"Do you know what I am saying?"
Biscoff & Get Off
Pumpkin spice has officially entered its hoe phase.
We took our signature pumpkin dough, got it tangled up with crunchy Biscoff cookies, tossed in some sweet cream cheese chips, and finished the whole scandal with a seductive dark chocolate drizzle. Every bite delivers that soft, rich pumpkin goodness, warm fall spices, buttery Biscoff crunch, and sweet little pockets of cream cheese that melt in your mouth.
The only thing getting smashed harder than pumpkins this fall is your dignity.
Just tHe Chip
No frills. No fluff. Just straight-up chocolate chip perfection. This cookie is the unapologetic classic you didn’t know you needed. Loaded with melty, gooey chocolate chips that show up like flavor ninjas ready to wreck your snack game.
Why complicate greatness? No extra nonsense. Just pure, delicious chocolate chip cookie bliss. Grab one. Or five. No judgment. Adventure is overrated anyway.
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faq
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Our cookies stay fresh for 10 to 14 days after receiving your order. To save some for later, you can store your cookies in the freezer for up to 3 months. Use a food saver device or plastic wrap and a freezer bag when storing your cookies in the freezer.
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We’re a small home based business located in Sanford, FL. Our cookies truly are homemade!
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Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
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Standard Shipping: Your cookies ship via USPS Priority Mail; because these sweet little troublemakers deserve the royal treatment. 🍪📦
NoBullship Free Shipping: We reserve the right to select the shipping carrier of our choice (USPS, FedEx, or UPS) for all orders qualifying for our NoBullship Free Shipping promotion. We'll handle the shipping decisions so you can focus on stuffing your face. -
Cookies: All orders placed Mondays-Thursdays will be baked fresh that Friday-Sunday. Orders are shipped the following Monday & Tuesday. Any orders placed over the weekend will be made the following week.
Merch: Shipping for all merchandise is generally between 7 - 13 business days. These shipping times are estimates, not guarantees. The estimates don’t include the time it takes to create your product. -
We make every effort to safely package your cookies. However, once the order is shipped, we have no control over the shipping carrier, weather related conditions (heat, rain, volcanos, etc), what happens to the package, or how they handle the package. Please contact your local post office to file a claim if your package is damaged or lost. We are a very small business and due to financial reasons we cannot take responsibility for what happens once your cookies and edible dough's have left our hands.
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No, at this time we are not able to offer any of these product types. We wish we could accommodate every type of request, however this one would be quite difficult given our sweet and savory menu. We work with ingredients that do have allergens, such as eggs, dairy products, wheat, nuts, etc.
If any of these pose a health risk to you, we recommend you do not order any of our baked goods.
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Because every cookie is baked just for you, we can’t accept returns, refunds, or cancellations — No Regrets. Just Cookies.
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E-mail: contact@doughmygodcookies.com
