I'm gonna crumb!
Order Overview
Our exclusive weekly cookie collection drops every Sunday at 9 PM EST.
Orders can be placed from Sunday through Friday and will be baked fresh that weekend for shipping the following Monday and Tuesday, ensuring your cookies arrive at the height of freshness.
Order spots are limited. Move fast or miss out — your future self is already panicking.
Live near Sanford Florida? Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
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Always made-to-order
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Military and First Responder Discount
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A special discount for our everyday heroes
1776 & Unsupervised
This cookie was clearly left alone with fireworks, frosting, and no responsible adult in sight.
We packed it with sprinkles, cookies & cream, and crushed Oreos, then drizzled it in white chocolate and threw more sprinkles on top because apparently America’s 250th birthday needed a sugar-fueled felony.
It’s loud. It’s messy. It has no business being this good. Basically, it’s the cookie equivalent of someone yelling “USA!” at a backyard party while holding a sparkler in one hand and making poor choices with the other.
Red, white, and dangerously delicious! 1776 & Unsupervised is here to celebrate freedom the only way we know how: irresponsibly, excessively, and covered in white chocolate.
Freedom belly-bomb
This cookie is a threat to national security and your summer body.
We took our cinnamon-sugar cookie, loaded it with cream cheese chips and stuffed apple pie pieces, then rolled the whole thing in cinnamon sugar and finished with a caramel drizzle like it just won a backyard wrestling contest and refused to apologize.
It’s apple pie’s reckless cousin. loud, sweet, creamy, cinnamon-dusted, and built like it has zero respect for your waistband, your macros, or your ability to make responsible choices near a dessert table.
One bite and suddenly you’re pledging allegiance to bad decisions, and weaponized against your self-control.
Pitchin' Tents
This cookie’s got wood (smoke).
Inspired by campfires, fueled by thirst. One bite and suddenly it’s 2006, you’re in a tent, and things are getting sticky without the bug bites. It starts with a soft vanilla base and crunchy graham cracker that snaps like a twig under your hiking boots.
Inside? A gooey marshmallow fluff center just waiting to explode. Loaded with melty chocolate chips and sealed with a dark chocolate drizzle that definitely knows what it’s doing. Pitch responsibly.
Uranus
Prepare your taste buds for a cosmic joyride; they’re about to go deep into Uranus.
We start with a rich chocolate dough base, pump it full of frosted fudge, and then stuff it tighter than a space shuttle cargo bay with gooey Cosmic Brownies. Each bite is a galactic explosion of chocolatey chaos that’ll leave you grinning like you just discovered a new planet. It’s bold. It’s indulgent. It’s unapologetically Uranus.
YDBT
Imagine a full-throttle, no-brakes, straight-into-the-wall kind of chaos tearing through a crowd of innocent snackers like a sugar-loaded demolition derby—that’s YDBT. This isn’t just a cookie; it’s a reckless, flavor-fueled uprising built on an oatmeal base so thick and savage it feels like it woke up choosing violence.
We didn’t “add” chocolate chips—we unleashed them. It’s a full-on cocoa explosion, raining down chunks like edible shrapnel. Then we flooded the scene with Biscoff® butter and jagged Biscoff® cookie rubble, like a dessert apocalypse ripped through a bakery and left nothing standing. Just when you think you’ve survived, we drench the whole monster in molten caramel—sticky, dripping, absolutely unhinged—and finish it with a blast of sea salt that hits hard, sticks around, and absolutely refuses to apologize.
"Do you know what I am saying?"
Chip Tease
She’s not here for commitment. She’s here to ruin your standards.
Our signature milk & dark chocolate chip cookie gets dirty with crunchy ruffle potato chips, then finished with coarse salt because apparently sweet wasn’t toxic enough. It’s thick, chewy, salty, crispy, chocolate-loaded, and dangerously close to being a problem.
One bite and suddenly you’re standing over the box whispering, “I can stop whenever I want.”
You can’t.
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faq
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Our cookies stay fresh for 10 to 14 days after receiving your order. To save some for later, you can store your cookies in the freezer for up to 3 months. Use a food saver device or plastic wrap and a freezer bag when storing your cookies in the freezer.
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We’re a small home based business located in Sanford, FL. Our cookies truly are homemade!
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Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
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We ship your order via USPS Priority or UPS Ground — whichever one’s feeling frisky enough to handle our package. As part of our NoBullShip Free Shipping promo, we’ll pick the lucky one to deliver the goods.
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Cookies: All orders placed Mondays-Thursdays will be baked fresh that Friday-Sunday. Orders are shipped the following Monday & Tuesday. Any orders placed over the weekend will be made the following week.
Merch: Shipping for all merchandise is generally between 7 - 13 business days. These shipping times are estimates, not guarantees. The estimates don’t include the time it takes to create your product. -
We make every effort to safely package your cookies. However, once the order is shipped, we have no control over the shipping carrier, weather related conditions (heat, rain, volcanos, etc), what happens to the package, or how they handle the package. Please contact your local post office to file a claim if your package is damaged or lost. We are a very small business and due to financial reasons we cannot take responsibility for what happens once your cookies and edible dough's have left our hands.
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No, at this time we are not able to offer any of these product types. We wish we could accommodate every type of request, however this one would be quite difficult given our sweet and savory menu. We work with ingredients that do have allergens, such as eggs, dairy products, wheat, nuts, etc.
If any of these pose a health risk to you, we recommend you do not order any of our baked goods.
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Because every cookie is baked just for you, we can’t accept returns, refunds, or cancellations — No Regrets. Just Cookies.
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E-mail: contact@doughmygodcookies.com
