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Order Overview
Our exclusive weekly cookie collection drops every Sunday at 9 PM EST.
Orders can be placed from Sunday through Friday and will be baked fresh that weekend for shipping the following Monday and Tuesday, ensuring your cookies arrive at the height of freshness.
Order spots are limited. Move fast or miss out — your future self is already panicking.
Live near Sanford Florida? Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
Small-batch, Handcrafted
Always made-to-order
Nationwide Shipping
The cookie jar - Rewards Program
Military and First Responder Discount
Carmel Sutra
Get ready to explore positions your taste buds didn’t know were legal.
Caramel Sutra starts with a thick, buttery cookie packed with crunchy caramel popcorn and chunks of Golden Oreo, then gets topped with even more caramel popcorn because apparently we have no respect for moderation.
It’s sweet. It’s salty. It’s sticky in all the right places. Every bite delivers golden cookie crunch, gooey caramel chaos, and enough popcorn to make your dentist quietly update their retirement plan.
Nut So fast
Oh, you thought you were just going to “take a look”? Nut so fast.
This thick, rich chocolate dough is absolutely ambushed with peanut butter chips, delivering a one-two punch of fudgy chocolate and salty-sweet peanut butter in every ridiculous bite. It’s soft, loaded, unapologetic, and built like it has something to prove.
One minute you’re breaking off a responsible little piece. The next minute, the cookie is gone, your fingers are covered in evidence, and you’re questioning whether it ever existed at all.
Perfect for peanut butter fanatics, chocolate addicts, emotional support snacking, and anyone who considers portion control a personal attack.
Hide it from your family. Lock the pantry. Change your name.
Sticky Stack
The cookie equivalent of texting “you up?” at 2am and fully meaning it.
We went completely off the rails with buttery maple dough, overloaded it with sweet, dried blueberries, then tossed in cream cheese chips like nobody was watching; and finished off with a reckless core of blueberry preserves. It’s what happens when a pancake stack abandons the plate, forgets all sense of decency, and decides to get a little too comfortable.
Warm, gooey, and borderline inappropriate—this thing doesn’t taste like breakfast… it behaves like a bad decision. Sticky fingers guaranteed.
Pop-Notch
We start with our legendary nutty dough, then absolutely body-slam it with jumbo chunks of strawberry-frosted Pop-Tarts®. Not sprinkled. Launched. Then we bury the whole thing under a reckless pile of peanut butter chips like we’re trying to prove a point. Finally, we rain down a white chocolate drizzle, because stopping would be a crime.
Every bite is sticky fingers, melted filling, crunchy edges, and zero respect for clean eating. It tastes like your childhood lunchbox exploded inside a bakery after midnight.
This cookie is loud.
This cookie is messy.
This cookie is Pop-Notch.
Yabba Dabba Dough!
Get ready to go full prehistoric on your taste buds. This bad boy is loaded with Fruity Pebbles, studded with creamy white chocolate chips, and stuffed to the brim with decadent vanilla icing!
This cookie is basically Saturday morning cartoons after a night at the strip club. Bright, colorful, and definitely doing things the FCC wouldn’t approve of and guaranteed to have you yabba dabba doing things you’ll regret in the morning.
Just The Chip
No frills. No fluff. Just straight-up chocolate chip perfection. This cookie is the unapologetic classic you didn’t know you needed. Loaded with melty, gooey chocolate chips that show up like flavor ninjas ready to wreck your snack game.
Why complicate greatness? No extra nonsense. Just pure, delicious chocolate chip cookie bliss. Grab one. Or five. No judgment. Adventure is overrated anyway.
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Merch
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A special discount for our everyday heroes
faq
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Our cookies stay fresh for 10 to 14 days after receiving your order. To save some for later, you can store your cookies in the freezer for up to 3 months. Use a food saver device or plastic wrap and a freezer bag when storing your cookies in the freezer.
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We’re a small home based business located in Sanford, FL. Our cookies truly are homemade!
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Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
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We ship your order via USPS Priority or UPS Ground — whichever one’s feeling frisky enough to handle our package. As part of our NoBullShip Free Shipping promo, we’ll pick the lucky one to deliver the goods.
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Cookies: All orders placed Mondays-Thursdays will be baked fresh that Friday-Sunday. Orders are shipped the following Monday & Tuesday. Any orders placed over the weekend will be made the following week.
Merch: Shipping for all merchandise is generally between 7 - 13 business days. These shipping times are estimates, not guarantees. The estimates don’t include the time it takes to create your product. -
We make every effort to safely package your cookies. However, once the order is shipped, we have no control over the shipping carrier, weather related conditions (heat, rain, volcanos, etc), what happens to the package, or how they handle the package. Please contact your local post office to file a claim if your package is damaged or lost. We are a very small business and due to financial reasons we cannot take responsibility for what happens once your cookies and edible dough's have left our hands.
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No, at this time we are not able to offer any of these product types. We wish we could accommodate every type of request, however this one would be quite difficult given our sweet and savory menu. We work with ingredients that do have allergens, such as eggs, dairy products, wheat, nuts, etc.
If any of these pose a health risk to you, we recommend you do not order any of our baked goods.
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Because every cookie is baked just for you, we can’t accept returns, refunds, or cancellations — No Regrets. Just Cookies.
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E-mail: contact@doughmygodcookies.com
