Order Overview
Our exclusive weekly cookie collection drops every Sunday at 9 PM EST.
Orders can be placed from Sunday through Friday and will be baked fresh that weekend for shipping the following Monday and Tuesday, ensuring your cookies arrive at the height of freshness.
Order spots are limited. Move fast or miss out — your future self is already panicking.
Live near Sanford Florida? Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
Uranus
Prepare your taste buds for a cosmic joyride; they’re about to go deep into Uranus.
We start with a rich chocolate dough base, pump it full of frosted fudge, and then stuff it tighter than a space shuttle cargo bay with gooey Cosmic Brownies. Each bite is a galactic explosion of chocolatey chaos that’ll leave you grinning like you just discovered a new planet. It’s bold. It’s indulgent. It’s unapologetically Uranus.
Money Shot
Oh, honey, brace yourself because Money Shot is back! The cookie that’s ready to seduce your senses and leave you weak in the knees. We’re serving up a classic vanilla dough so luscious it could make a baker blush. Packed inside are juicy chunks of Little Debbie® Oatmeal Cream Pies, dripping with nostalgic creaminess, and white chocolate chips that melt like a forbidden fantasy. Every bite is a provocative, gooey explosion that’ll have your taste buds begging for more.
Biscoff The Hook
A cookie so addictive it should come with a warning label and a support group! We’ve taken Biscoff Lotus cookies, crushed them up like they owe us money, and mixed them with white chocolate chips that are basically the edible equivalent of a trust fund baby—rich and smooth. Then, we shove a cookie butter center in there so gooey it could start its own fan club. And because we’re extra, we’ve drizzled white chocolate on top like it’s the icing on a cake you’d fight your grandma for. One chomp, and you’ll be yelling, “Take my dignity, just don’t take my cookies!” It’s the treat that’ll hook you harder than a bad reality TV show—consider yourself warned, you cookie-crazed behemoth!
Pop-notch
We start with our legendary nutty dough, then absolutely body-slam it with jumbo chunks of strawberry-frosted Pop-Tarts®. Not sprinkled. Launched. Then we bury the whole thing under a reckless pile of peanut butter chips like we’re trying to prove a point. Finally, we rain down a white chocolate drizzle, because stopping would be a crime.
Every bite is sticky fingers, melted filling, crunchy edges, and zero respect for clean eating. It tastes like your childhood lunchbox exploded inside a bakery after midnight.
This cookie is loud.
This cookie is messy.
This cookie is Pop-Notch.
Crumb and get it
Our signature vanilla dough is packed with chunks of soft coffee cake, baked until golden, and topped with a sweet glaze and buttery streusel crumbs.
Every bite brings that classic coffee cake flavor you know and love. Soft vanilla cookie, warm cinnamon notes, tender cake pieces, and a crumbly streusel finish. It’s cozy, sweet, and perfect with your morning coffee, afternoon snack, or late-night cookie craving.
Chip Tease
She’s not here for commitment. She’s here to ruin your standards.
Our signature milk & dark chocolate chip cookie gets dirty with crunchy ruffle potato chips, then finished with coarse salt because apparently sweet wasn’t toxic enough. It’s thick, chewy, salty, crispy, chocolate-loaded, and dangerously close to being a problem.
One bite and suddenly you’re standing over the box whispering, “I can stop whenever I want.”
You can’t.
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faq
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Our cookies stay fresh for 10 to 14 days after receiving your order. To save some for later, you can store your cookies in the freezer for up to 3 months. Use a food saver device or plastic wrap and a freezer bag when storing your cookies in the freezer.
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We’re a small home based business located in Sanford, FL. Our cookies truly are homemade!
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Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
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We ship your order via USPS Priority or UPS Ground — whichever one’s feeling frisky enough to handle our package. As part of our NoBullShip Free Shipping promo, we’ll pick the lucky one to deliver the goods.
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Cookies: All orders placed Mondays-Thursdays will be baked fresh that Friday-Sunday. Orders are shipped the following Monday & Tuesday. Any orders placed over the weekend will be made the following week.
Merch: Shipping for all merchandise is generally between 7 - 13 business days. These shipping times are estimates, not guarantees. The estimates don’t include the time it takes to create your product. -
We make every effort to safely package your cookies. However, once the order is shipped, we have no control over the shipping carrier, weather related conditions (heat, rain, volcanos, etc), what happens to the package, or how they handle the package. Please contact your local post office to file a claim if your package is damaged or lost. We are a very small business and due to financial reasons we cannot take responsibility for what happens once your cookies and edible dough's have left our hands.
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No, at this time we are not able to offer any of these product types. We wish we could accommodate every type of request, however this one would be quite difficult given our sweet and savory menu. We work with ingredients that do have allergens, such as eggs, dairy products, wheat, nuts, etc.
If any of these pose a health risk to you, we recommend you do not order any of our baked goods.
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Because every cookie is baked just for you, we can’t accept returns, refunds, or cancellations — No Regrets. Just Cookies.
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E-mail: contact@doughmygodcookies.com