I'm gonna crumb!
Order Overview
Our exclusive weekly cookie collection drops every Sunday at 9 PM EST.
Orders can be placed from Sunday through Friday and will be baked fresh that weekend for shipping the following Monday and Tuesday, ensuring your cookies arrive at the height of freshness.
Order spots are limited. Move fast or miss out — your future self is already panicking.
Live near Sanford Florida? Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
Small-batch, Handcrafted
Always made-to-order
Nationwide Shipping
The cookie jar - Rewards Program
Military and First Responder Discount
big booty butterscotch
This cookie doesn’t just walk into the room — it claps.
This thick, unapologetic cookie is built on a rich chocolate dough base and absolutely stacked with silky white chocolate and reckless amounts of butterscotch chips. Sweet. Bold. Extra in all the right places.
One bite and you’re hit with buttery, melt-in-your-mouth decadence that refuses to be ignored. This cookie has zero chill, maximum curves, and a personality that says “Yes, I know everyone’s staring.”
Warning: May cause crumbs everywhere, poor self-control, and an uncontrollable urge to go back for “just one more” (it will never be just one).
Big. Bold. Buttery. Zero apologies.
garden hoe
Our bold, thick carrot cake cookie packed with warm cinnamon spice, shredded carrots, and that soft, bakery-style texture you crave. But the real surprise? A luscious, creamy cream cheese center tucked right in the middle — rich, tangy, and completely irresistible.
Soft on the outside, smooth and decadent on the inside, this cookie gets a little dirty in the best way. Cozy, indulgent, and just scandalous enough to keep things interesting.
One bite and you’ll see… this hoe’s got layers
turdle
Turdle is a cookie that should not exist… and yet here we are.
We took our signature chocolate dough and absolutely wrecked it with milk chocolate chips, molten caramel bits, and crunchy pecans until the structural integrity was questionable at best. Then we went full chaos mode: dark chocolate drizzle, caramel drizzle, double drizzle, no regrets. On top? A mini turtle, sitting there like it didn’t just witness a felony. Finished with a hit of sea salt because even disasters need balance.
This thing is sticky, melty, crunchy, and impossible to eat without making a mess of yourself and your dignity. Plates won’t save you. Napkins will fail you. Self-control will not be present.
Pop-Notch
We start with our legendary nutty dough, then absolutely body-slam it with jumbo chunks of strawberry-frosted Pop-Tarts®. Not sprinkled. Launched. Then we bury the whole thing under a reckless pile of peanut butter chips like we’re trying to prove a point. Finally, we rain down a white chocolate drizzle, because stopping would be a crime.
Every bite is sticky fingers, melted filling, crunchy edges, and zero respect for clean eating. It tastes like your childhood lunchbox exploded inside a bakery after midnight.
This cookie is loud.
This cookie is messy.
This cookie is Pop-Notch.
Nutorious B.I.G.
Feast your eyes on Nutorious B.I.G., the peanut butter cookie that’s nuttier than a squirrel’s wet dream and twice as messy. This chunky beast is a peanut butter dough so smooth it could sweet-talk your grandma, then crammed with peanut butter chips that pop like tiny flavor grenades. Mini Reese’s sneak in like chocolate ninjas, while a shameless shower of Reese’s Pieces rains down like the grand finale at a candy strip club. It’s a ridiculous, over-the-top nut-fest that’ll have you giggling through every sloppy, sticky bite.
Just The Chip
No frills. No fluff. Just straight-up chocolate chip perfection. This cookie is the unapologetic classic you didn’t know you needed. Loaded with melty, gooey chocolate chips that show up like flavor ninjas ready to wreck your snack game.
Why complicate greatness? No extra nonsense. Just pure, delicious chocolate chip cookie bliss. Grab one. Or five. No judgment. Adventure is overrated anyway.
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BIG BAKED COOKIE
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Merch
real cookie confessions
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A special discount for our everyday heroes
faq
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Our cookies stay fresh for 10 to 14 days after receiving your order. To save some for later, you can store your cookies in the freezer for up to 3 months. Use a food saver device or plastic wrap and a freezer bag when storing your cookies in the freezer.
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We’re a small home based business located in Sanford, FL. Our cookies truly are homemade!
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Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
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We ship your order via USPS Priority or UPS Ground — whichever one’s feeling frisky enough to handle our package. As part of our NoBullShip Free Shipping promo, we’ll pick the lucky one to deliver the goods.
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Cookies: All orders placed Mondays-Thursdays will be baked fresh that Friday-Sunday. Orders are shipped the following Monday & Tuesday. Any orders placed over the weekend will be made the following week.
Merch: Shipping for all merchandise is generally between 7 - 13 business days. These shipping times are estimates, not guarantees. The estimates don’t include the time it takes to create your product. -
We make every effort to safely package your cookies. However, once the order is shipped, we have no control over the shipping carrier, weather related conditions (heat, rain, volcanos, etc), what happens to the package, or how they handle the package. Please contact your local post office to file a claim if your package is damaged or lost. We are a very small business and due to financial reasons we cannot take responsibility for what happens once your cookies and edible dough's have left our hands.
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No, at this time we are not able to offer any of these product types. We wish we could accommodate every type of request, however this one would be quite difficult given our sweet and savory menu. We work with ingredients that do have allergens, such as eggs, dairy products, wheat, nuts, etc.
If any of these pose a health risk to you, we recommend you do not order any of our baked goods.
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Because every cookie is baked just for you, we can’t accept returns, refunds, or cancellations — No Regrets. Just Cookies.
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E-mail: contact@doughmygodcookies.com
