I'm gonna crumb!
Order Overview
Our exclusive weekly cookie collection drops every Sunday at 9 PM EST.
Orders can be placed from Sunday through Friday and will be baked fresh that weekend for shipping the following Monday and Tuesday, ensuring your cookies arrive at the height of freshness.
Order spots are limited. Move fast or miss out — your future self is already panicking.
Live near Sanford Florida? Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
Small-batch, Handcrafted
Always made-to-order
Nationwide Shipping
The cookie jar - Rewards Program
Military and First Responder Discount
Berry Bad Decisions
Some decisions are questionable. This one is absolutely delicious.
Berry Bad Decisions starts with our soft strawberry cookie dough loaded with freeze-dried strawberries and chunks of Lotus Biscoff cookies. Hidden inside is a rich, melty cookie butter center that takes every bite over the top. Then we crown it the only way that makes sense—with a Biscoff sandwich cookie baked right on top.
It’s fruity, buttery, crunchy, gooey, and completely indulgent. The kind of cookie that sounds like a bad idea… until you take the first bite.
Puddin' it in
This ain’t your grandma’s banana pudding… unless your grandma was a freak.
We took a silky banana puddin’-flavored dough, folded in luscious white chocolate chips, smashed-up Nilla Wafers (because we’re violent like that), and then stuffed it deep with a creamy vanilla center that hits harder than your situationship's mixed signals.
It’s soft. It’s gooey. It’s downright dirty in the best way.
One bite and you’ll be moaning, “Daaaamn, they really Puddin’ It In!”
Get Lucky!
Our dangerously smooth green vanilla dough that looks festive but absolutely did not come here to behave. This thing is packed tighter than a leprechaun’s backpack after robbing a bakery.
We’re talking Golden Oreos smashed in like someone lost a bet, marshmallows melting into sweet, sticky chaos, and white chocolate scattered everywhere like the aftermath of a sugar-fueled crime scene.
But the real treasure?
Hidden inside is a golden caramel center — because every reckless St. Patrick’s Day adventure deserves its own pot of gold.
Then we finish the whole thing with a white chocolate drizzle because if you’re already making questionable decisions… you might as well fully commit.
This cookie is soft, loaded, gooey, and wildly unnecessary in the best possible way.
Midnight in Dubai
Ever wondered what a cookie that moonlights as a luxury yacht party tastes like? Meet Midnight in Dubai.
Dark chocolate chips buried in rich chocolate dough, layered with crunchy, buttery pistachio kataifi, topped with molten dark chocolate, and dusted with crushed pistachios for that extra flex. Basically, it’s the edible version of a rooftop infinity pool at 2 AM — decadent, a little dangerous, and fully unnecessary… but we don’t care.
One bite and you’ll feel rich, a little scandalous, and 100% ready to live your best life.
Nutorious B.I.G.
Feast your eyes on Nutorious B.I.G., the peanut butter cookie that’s nuttier than a squirrel’s wet dream and twice as messy. This chunky beast is a peanut butter dough so smooth it could sweet-talk your grandma, then crammed with peanut butter chips that pop like tiny flavor grenades. Mini Reese’s sneak in like chocolate ninjas, while a shameless shower of Reese’s Pieces rains down like the grand finale at a candy strip club. It’s a ridiculous, over-the-top nut-fest that’ll have you giggling through every sloppy, sticky bite.
Thicc Bits & Salty Lips
The chocolate chunk sea salt cookie that’s here to ruin your diet and steal your heart. These bad boys are packed with gooey, melty chocolate chunks so thicc they could star in their own rom-com, paired with a sassy sprinkle of sea salt that’ll have your lips puckering up for more. Sweet meets salty in a flavor fling so scandalous, it’s basically the cookie equivalent of a forbidden love affair. Grab one—or ten—and let your taste buds live their best, most indulgent life. Warning: may cause uncontrollable munching and zero regrets.
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faq
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Our cookies stay fresh for 5 to 7 days after receiving your order. To save some for later, you can store your cookies in the freezer for up to 3 months. Use a food saver device or plastic wrap and a freezer bag when storing your cookies in the freezer.
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We’re a small home based business located in Sanford, FL. Our cookies truly are homemade!
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Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
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We ship your order via USPS Priority or UPS Ground — whichever one’s feeling frisky enough to handle our package. As part of our NoBullShip Free Shipping promo, we’ll pick the lucky one to deliver the goods.
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Cookies: All orders placed Mondays-Thursdays will be baked fresh that Friday-Sunday. Orders are shipped the following Monday & Tuesday. Any orders placed over the weekend will be made the following week.
Merch: Shipping for all merchandise is generally between 7 - 13 business days. These shipping times are estimates, not guarantees. The estimates don’t include the time it takes to create your product. -
We make every effort to safely package your cookies. However, once the order is shipped, we have no control over the shipping carrier, weather related conditions (heat, rain, volcanos, etc), what happens to the package, or how they handle the package. Please contact your local post office to file a claim if your package is damaged or lost. We are a very small business and due to financial reasons we cannot take responsibility for what happens once your cookies and edible dough's have left our hands.
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No, at this time we are not able to offer any of these product types. We wish we could accommodate every type of request, however this one would be quite difficult given our sweet and savory menu. We work with ingredients that do have allergens, such as eggs, dairy products, wheat, nuts, etc.
If any of these pose a health risk to you, we recommend you do not order any of our baked goods.
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Because every cookie is baked just for you, we can’t accept returns, refunds, or cancellations — No Regrets. Just Cookies.
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E-mail: contact@doughmygodcookies.com
