I'm gonna crumb!
Order Overview
Our exclusive weekly cookie collection drops every Sunday at 9 PM EST.
Orders can be placed from Sunday through Friday and will be baked fresh that weekend for shipping the following Monday and Tuesday, ensuring your cookies arrive at the height of freshness.
Order spots are limited. Move fast or miss out — your future self is already panicking.
Live near Sanford Florida? Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
Small-batch, Handcrafted
Always made-to-order
Nationwide Shipping
The cookie jar - Rewards Program
Military and First Responder Discount
Cupid
This dangerously seductive cookie starts with a succulent strawberry dough that tastes like it knows exactly what it’s doing. We stuff it shamelessly with a Golden Oreo® center, then throw in white chocolate chips and freeze-dried strawberry pieces. Just when you think it’s over, we drizzle creamy white chocolate all over it like Cupid himself lost his grip mid-aim.
Satisfy yourself this Valentine's Day in ways that typically require batteries.
Love Bombed
Everything was perfect. The texts were constant. The vibes were immaculate.
Then suddenly… this cookie showed up and ruined your emotional stability.
Love Bombed starts with a rich chocolate dough that comes on strong. We pack it with double-chocolate Oreos because one was never enough and neither were they. Then — surprise — a strawberry icing center appears out of nowhere, way too intense, way too fast, asking what you’re doing Friday after knowing you for 14 minutes.
We finish it with a dark chocolate drizzle that looks romantic but is mostly there to remind you this was always going to end badly.
It’s sweet. It’s dramatic. It’s deeply confusing.
Just like that person who said “I’ve never felt this way before” on day two.
Death By Oero
it’s a full-blown, mouth-melting descent into delicious depravity. We took our sinfully addictive "dough-licious!" cookie dough, laced it with reckless amounts of Oreo® chunks, then slammed a thick slab of Oreo®-frosted madness in the center like we were trying to summon a snack demon.
This thing doesn’t “pair well with milk.” It demands a sacrifice. Probably your dignity. Maybe your soul.
Nutorious B.I.G.
Feast your eyes on Nutorious B.I.G., the peanut butter cookie that’s nuttier than a squirrel’s wet dream and twice as messy. This chunky beast is a peanut butter dough so smooth it could sweet-talk your grandma, then crammed with peanut butter chips that pop like tiny flavor grenades. Mini Reese’s sneak in like chocolate ninjas, while a shameless shower of Reese’s Pieces rains down like the grand finale at a candy strip club. It’s a ridiculous, over-the-top nut-fest that’ll have you giggling through every sloppy, sticky bite.
Birthday Suit
No sprinkles left behind. No shame allowed.
This cookie shows up completely exposed—a reckless funfetti dough absolutely littered with rainbow sprinkles, because subtlety died on your birthday. At the center? A sweet Golden Oreo surprise, hiding out like it knows it’s about to be devoured.
It’s loud. It’s colorful. It’s unapologetically full of flavor. Calories don’t count on your birthday—and neither does dignity.
Thicc Bits & Salty Lips
The chocolate chunk sea salt cookie that’s here to ruin your diet and steal your heart. These bad boys are packed with gooey, melty chocolate chunks so thicc they could star in their own rom-com, paired with a sassy sprinkle of sea salt that’ll have your lips puckering up for more. Sweet meets salty in a flavor fling so scandalous, it’s basically the cookie equivalent of a forbidden love affair. Grab one—or ten—and let your taste buds live their best, most indulgent life. Warning: may cause uncontrollable munching and zero regrets.
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faq
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Our cookies stay fresh for 5 to 7 days after receiving your order. To save some for later, you can store your cookies in the freezer for up to 3 months. Use a food saver device or plastic wrap and a freezer bag when storing your cookies in the freezer.
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We’re a small home based business located in Sanford, FL. Our cookies truly are homemade!
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Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
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We ship your order via USPS Priority or UPS Ground — whichever one’s feeling frisky enough to handle our package. As part of our NoBullShip Free Shipping promo, we’ll pick the lucky one to deliver the goods.
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Cookies: All orders placed Mondays-Thursdays will be baked fresh that Friday-Sunday. Orders are shipped the following Monday & Tuesday. Any orders placed over the weekend will be made the following week.
Merch: Shipping for all merchandise is generally between 7 - 13 business days. These shipping times are estimates, not guarantees. The estimates don’t include the time it takes to create your product. -
We make every effort to safely package your cookies. However, once the order is shipped, we have no control over the shipping carrier, weather related conditions (heat, rain, volcanos, etc), what happens to the package, or how they handle the package. Please contact your local post office to file a claim if your package is damaged or lost. We are a very small business and due to financial reasons we cannot take responsibility for what happens once your cookies and edible dough's have left our hands.
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No, at this time we are not able to offer any of these product types. We wish we could accommodate every type of request, however this one would be quite difficult given our sweet and savory menu. We work with ingredients that do have allergens, such as eggs, dairy products, wheat, nuts, etc.
If any of these pose a health risk to you, we recommend you do not order any of our baked goods.
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Because every cookie is baked just for you, we can’t accept returns, refunds, or cancellations — No Regrets. Just Cookies.
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E-mail: contact@doughmygodcookies.com
