I'm gonna crumb!
Order Overview
Our exclusive weekly cookie collection drops every Sunday at 9 PM EST.
Orders can be placed from Sunday through Friday and will be baked fresh that weekend for shipping the following Monday and Tuesday, ensuring your cookies arrive at the height of freshness.
Order spots are limited. Move fast or miss out — your future self is already panicking.
Live near Sanford Florida? Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
Small-batch, Handcrafted
Always made-to-order
Nationwide Shipping
The cookie jar - Rewards Program
Military and First Responder Discount
Banana Rammer
Imagine giving a bakery team no adult supervision and unlimited bananas.
Banana cream dough? Overloaded.
Banana nut muffins? Stuffed inside.
White chocolate chips? Yes, and more.
Caramel center? Molten. Reckless. Questionable.
Then we threw yellow vanilla candy and banana chips on top like we were trying to prove something.
This cookie doesn’t knock.
It kicks the door in.
Snickerdoodle Me Dirty
A cinnamon-sugar snickerdoodle that looked innocent until it absolutely wasn’t. Soft, thick, and rolled shamelessly in cinnamon sugar, then loaded with way too many cream cheese chips that melt into little pockets of poor decision-making.
It’s warm. It’s rich. It’s aggressively comforting. One bite in and you’re questioning your morals, your self-control, and why you didn’t grab two. Sweet, cinnamon-forward, and unapologetically indulgent—this cookie knows exactly what it’s doing and is not sorry about it.
Pitchin' Tents
This cookie’s got wood (smoke).
Inspired by campfires, fueled by thirst. One bite and suddenly it’s 2006, you’re in a tent, and things are getting sticky without the bug bites. It starts with a soft vanilla base and crunchy graham cracker that snaps like a twig under your hiking boots.
Inside? A gooey marshmallow fluff center just waiting to explode. Loaded with melty chocolate chips and sealed with a dark chocolate drizzle that definitely knows what it’s doing. Pitch responsibly.
Thicca Than a Snicka!
This cookie is built like it squats SUVs and ghosted your gym membership. We loaded it with salted peanuts, reckless chunks of semi-sweet chocolate, and so much chopped Snickers® it probably qualifies as a controlled substance.
Every bite is a dirty, thicc, flavor bomb that grabs your taste buds by the face and whispers, “You weren’t gonna eat just one, were you?” This is dessert with main character energy and zero regard for portion control or personal boundaries.
Blue Balls
Buckle up, cookie lovers, because Blue Balls are about to rock your world with a sassy swagger! We’re slingin’ a vanilla dough so smooth it could flirt its way out of a paper bag. Tucked inside and outside is a chocolate chip cookie that’s all, “One layer? Nah, gimme two!” Then, we crank the party to eleven with a crunchy mix of Oreo crumbles, silky white chocolate chips, and milk chocolate chips smoother than a pickup line at a bake sale. Every bite’s a wild, crunchy romp that’ll leave your taste buds blushing!
Just The Chip
No frills. No fluff. Just straight-up chocolate chip perfection. This cookie is the unapologetic classic you didn’t know you needed. Loaded with melty, gooey chocolate chips that show up like flavor ninjas ready to wreck your snack game.
Why complicate greatness? No extra nonsense. Just pure, delicious chocolate chip cookie bliss. Grab one. Or five. No judgment. Adventure is overrated anyway.
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faq
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Our cookies stay fresh for 10 to 14 days after receiving your order. To save some for later, you can store your cookies in the freezer for up to 3 months. Use a food saver device or plastic wrap and a freezer bag when storing your cookies in the freezer.
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We’re a small home based business located in Sanford, FL. Our cookies truly are homemade!
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Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
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We ship your order via USPS Priority or UPS Ground — whichever one’s feeling frisky enough to handle our package. As part of our NoBullShip Free Shipping promo, we’ll pick the lucky one to deliver the goods.
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Cookies: All orders placed Mondays-Thursdays will be baked fresh that Friday-Sunday. Orders are shipped the following Monday & Tuesday. Any orders placed over the weekend will be made the following week.
Merch: Shipping for all merchandise is generally between 7 - 13 business days. These shipping times are estimates, not guarantees. The estimates don’t include the time it takes to create your product. -
We make every effort to safely package your cookies. However, once the order is shipped, we have no control over the shipping carrier, weather related conditions (heat, rain, volcanos, etc), what happens to the package, or how they handle the package. Please contact your local post office to file a claim if your package is damaged or lost. We are a very small business and due to financial reasons we cannot take responsibility for what happens once your cookies and edible dough's have left our hands.
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No, at this time we are not able to offer any of these product types. We wish we could accommodate every type of request, however this one would be quite difficult given our sweet and savory menu. We work with ingredients that do have allergens, such as eggs, dairy products, wheat, nuts, etc.
If any of these pose a health risk to you, we recommend you do not order any of our baked goods.
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Because every cookie is baked just for you, we can’t accept returns, refunds, or cancellations — No Regrets. Just Cookies.
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E-mail: contact@doughmygodcookies.com
