I'm gonna crumb!
Order Overview
Our exclusive weekly cookie collection drops every Sunday at 9 PM EST.
Orders can be placed from Sunday through Friday and will be baked fresh that weekend for shipping the following Monday and Tuesday, ensuring your cookies arrive at the height of freshness.
Order spots are limited. Move fast or miss out — your future self is already panicking.
Live near Sanford Florida? Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
Small-batch, Handcrafted
Always made-to-order
Nationwide Shipping
The cookie jar - Rewards Program
Military and First Responder Discount
Red Rocket
This big red menace starts with soft red velvet dough packed with white chocolate chips, then gets stuffed with a gooey cream cheese center so creamy it should probably come with a towel and a fake apology.
It’s bold. It’s messy. It’s way too confident. Honestly, if this cookie had a dating profile, every picture would be shirtless and taken in a Corvette.
One bite and you’ll understand why Red Rocket doesn’t get invited to respectable functions. It shows up late, makes inappropriate comments, ruins your diet, and somehow still becomes everyone’s favorite mistake.
Perfect for late-night cravings, questionable gifting, or sending to that one friend who says, “I don’t like sweets,” but has the self-control of a raccoon in a dumpster.
Banana Rammer
Imagine giving a bakery team no adult supervision and unlimited bananas.
Banana cream dough? Overloaded.
Banana nut muffins? Stuffed inside.
White chocolate chips? Yes, and more.
Caramel center? Molten. Reckless. Questionable.
Then we threw yellow vanilla candy and banana chips on top like we were trying to prove something.
This cookie doesn’t knock.
It kicks the door in.
Turdle
Turdle is a cookie that should not exist… and yet here we are.
We took our signature chocolate dough and absolutely wrecked it with milk chocolate chips, molten caramel bits, and crunchy pecans until the structural integrity was questionable at best. Then we went full chaos mode: dark chocolate drizzle, caramel drizzle, double drizzle, no regrets. On top? A mini turtle, sitting there like it didn’t just witness a felony. Finished with a hit of sea salt because even disasters need balance.
This thing is sticky, melty, crunchy, and impossible to eat without making a mess of yourself and your dignity. Plates won’t save you. Napkins will fail you. Self-control will not be present.
Total Flake
This isn’t breakfast—it’s foreplay with powdered sugar on top. A croissant so buttery it slips right through your fingers, spread open and rammed full of chocolate chip cookie that’s just begging to be licked clean. One bite and you’ll be making noises that’ll get you kicked out of church.
It’s filthy, and it’ll leave you looking like you just did something you definitely shouldn’t admit to. It leaves the bed covered in crumbs, and still has you crawling back the next morning for another round.
Death by Oreo®
it’s a full-blown, mouth-melting descent into delicious depravity. We took our sinfully addictive "dough-licious!" cookie dough, laced it with reckless amounts of Oreo® chunks, then slammed a thick slab of Oreo®-frosted madness in the center like we were trying to summon a snack demon.
This thing doesn’t “pair well with milk.” It demands a sacrifice. Probably your dignity. Maybe your soul.
Thicc Bits & Salty Lips
The chocolate chunk sea salt cookie that’s here to ruin your diet and steal your heart. These bad boys are packed with gooey, melty chocolate chunks so thicc they could star in their own rom-com, paired with a sassy sprinkle of sea salt that’ll have your lips puckering up for more. Sweet meets salty in a flavor fling so scandalous, it’s basically the cookie equivalent of a forbidden love affair. Grab one—or ten—and let your taste buds live their best, most indulgent life. Warning: may cause uncontrollable munching and zero regrets.
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faq
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Our cookies stay fresh for 10 to 14 days after receiving your order. To save some for later, you can store your cookies in the freezer for up to 3 months. Use a food saver device or plastic wrap and a freezer bag when storing your cookies in the freezer.
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We’re a small home based business located in Sanford, FL. Our cookies truly are homemade!
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Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
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We ship your order via USPS Priority or UPS Ground — whichever one’s feeling frisky enough to handle our package. As part of our NoBullShip Free Shipping promo, we’ll pick the lucky one to deliver the goods.
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Cookies: All orders placed Mondays-Thursdays will be baked fresh that Friday-Sunday. Orders are shipped the following Monday & Tuesday. Any orders placed over the weekend will be made the following week.
Merch: Shipping for all merchandise is generally between 7 - 13 business days. These shipping times are estimates, not guarantees. The estimates don’t include the time it takes to create your product. -
We make every effort to safely package your cookies. However, once the order is shipped, we have no control over the shipping carrier, weather related conditions (heat, rain, volcanos, etc), what happens to the package, or how they handle the package. Please contact your local post office to file a claim if your package is damaged or lost. We are a very small business and due to financial reasons we cannot take responsibility for what happens once your cookies and edible dough's have left our hands.
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No, at this time we are not able to offer any of these product types. We wish we could accommodate every type of request, however this one would be quite difficult given our sweet and savory menu. We work with ingredients that do have allergens, such as eggs, dairy products, wheat, nuts, etc.
If any of these pose a health risk to you, we recommend you do not order any of our baked goods.
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Because every cookie is baked just for you, we can’t accept returns, refunds, or cancellations — No Regrets. Just Cookies.
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E-mail: contact@doughmygodcookies.com
