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  • Ground Control
  • Ground Control
  • Ground Control

Ground Control

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Strap in, buttercup—Ground Control is a no-holds-barred, espresso-powered smack to your taste buds that’ll leave you buzzing harder than a spaceship on Red Bull. This cookie isn’t just baked; it’s launched into orbit on a reckless trajectory of chaos. Its espresso dough is dark, bitter, and beautifully dangerous, studded with dark chocolate chips like tiny rogue asteroids hell-bent on annihilating your snack restraint. And that espresso-frosted center? It hits like a caffeine-loaded mic drop straight to your soul. One bite and you’re in orbit—no parachute, no rules, no regrets.