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  • Basic B*tch

Basic B*tch

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She waited all year for this moment.

Pumpkin-flavored dough wrapped around a thick, creamy cream cheese center that’s basically fall having absolutely zero self-control.

It’s sweet. It’s stuffed. It’s pumpkin-packed. And yes, it probably owns UGGs, has a “Pumpkin Spice & Everything Nice” sign in the kitchen, and has already been to Target twice today.

One bite and suddenly “basic” feels like a compliment.