Doughpamine Hit

Doughpamine Hit is a full-blown relapse in cookie form.

Soft, buttery vanilla dough gets absolutely wrecked by melty chocolate chips, then stuffed to an inappropriate level with Cookie Dough Oreos. One bite and your brain dumps happiness chemicals like it just found your ex’s Instagram at 2am. Two bites and suddenly you’re hiding the box, negotiating with yourself, and calling it “self-care.”

This cookie was not made to be shared, portioned, or eaten “responsibly.” It was made to ruin diets, blur morals, and make you say “worth it” with your mouth full.