I'm gonna crumb!
Order Overview
Our exclusive weekly cookie collection drops every Sunday at 9 PM EST.
Orders can be placed from Sunday through Friday and will be baked fresh that weekend for shipping the following Monday and Tuesday, ensuring your cookies arrive at the height of freshness.
Order spots are limited. Move fast or miss out — your future self is already panicking.
Live near Sanford Florida? Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
Small-batch, Handcrafted
Always made-to-order
Nationwide Shipping
The cookie jar - Rewards Program
Military and First Responder Discount
Ground Control
Strap in, buttercup—Ground Control is a no-holds-barred, espresso-powered smack to your taste buds that’ll leave you buzzing harder than a spaceship on Red Bull. This cookie isn’t just baked; it’s launched into orbit on a reckless trajectory of chaos. Its espresso dough is dark, bitter, and beautifully dangerous, studded with dark chocolate chips like tiny rogue asteroids hell-bent on annihilating your snack restraint. And that espresso-frosted center? It hits like a caffeine-loaded mic drop straight to your soul. One bite and you’re in orbit—no parachute, no rules, no regrets.
Garden Hoe
Our bold, thick carrot cake cookie packed with warm cinnamon spice, shredded carrots, and that soft, bakery-style texture you crave. But the real surprise? A luscious, creamy cream cheese center tucked right in the middle — rich, tangy, and completely irresistible.
Soft on the outside, smooth and decadent on the inside, this cookie gets a little dirty in the best way. Cozy, indulgent, and just scandalous enough to keep things interesting.
One bite and you’ll see… this hoe’s got layers
YDBT
Imagine a full-throttle, no-brakes, straight-into-the-wall kind of chaos tearing through a crowd of innocent snackers like a sugar-loaded demolition derby—that’s YDBT. This isn’t just a cookie; it’s a reckless, flavor-fueled uprising built on an oatmeal base so thick and savage it feels like it woke up choosing violence.
We didn’t “add” chocolate chips—we unleashed them. It’s a full-on cocoa explosion, raining down chunks like edible shrapnel. Then we flooded the scene with Biscoff® butter and jagged Biscoff® cookie rubble, like a dessert apocalypse ripped through a bakery and left nothing standing. Just when you think you’ve survived, we drench the whole monster in molten caramel—sticky, dripping, absolutely unhinged—and finish it with a blast of sea salt that hits hard, sticks around, and absolutely refuses to apologize.
"Do you know what I am saying?"
Muddy Baddie
We took our dangerously smooth vanilla dough and loaded it up with crunchy waffle cone pieces and rich butterscotch chips… because subtlety is overrated. Then we dipped it in dark chocolate like it just got back from a weekend it’s not going to apologize for.
She’s soft, crunchy, salty-sweet, and just the right amount of bad decision.
The Cream Scene
We took our soft vanilla dough and threw it straight into chaos—crushed Oreos flying everywhere, chunks of Cookies & Cream bars doing the absolute most, and white chocolate chips melting into the mix like they know they’re guilty.
Every bite is crunchy, creamy, and completely over the top—in the best way possible.
It’s loud. It’s messy. It’s the kind of cookie that leaves evidence.
Good luck keeping this one low-key.
Thicc Bits & Salty Lips
The chocolate chunk sea salt cookie that’s here to ruin your diet and steal your heart. These bad boys are packed with gooey, melty chocolate chunks so thicc they could star in their own rom-com, paired with a sassy sprinkle of sea salt that’ll have your lips puckering up for more. Sweet meets salty in a flavor fling so scandalous, it’s basically the cookie equivalent of a forbidden love affair. Grab one—or ten—and let your taste buds live their best, most indulgent life. Warning: may cause uncontrollable munching and zero regrets.
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Merch
real cookie confessions
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A special discount for our everyday heroes
faq
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Our cookies stay fresh for 10 to 14 days after receiving your order. To save some for later, you can store your cookies in the freezer for up to 3 months. Use a food saver device or plastic wrap and a freezer bag when storing your cookies in the freezer.
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We’re a small home based business located in Sanford, FL. Our cookies truly are homemade!
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Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
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We ship your order via USPS Priority or UPS Ground — whichever one’s feeling frisky enough to handle our package. As part of our NoBullShip Free Shipping promo, we’ll pick the lucky one to deliver the goods.
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Cookies: All orders placed Mondays-Thursdays will be baked fresh that Friday-Sunday. Orders are shipped the following Monday & Tuesday. Any orders placed over the weekend will be made the following week.
Merch: Shipping for all merchandise is generally between 7 - 13 business days. These shipping times are estimates, not guarantees. The estimates don’t include the time it takes to create your product. -
We make every effort to safely package your cookies. However, once the order is shipped, we have no control over the shipping carrier, weather related conditions (heat, rain, volcanos, etc), what happens to the package, or how they handle the package. Please contact your local post office to file a claim if your package is damaged or lost. We are a very small business and due to financial reasons we cannot take responsibility for what happens once your cookies and edible dough's have left our hands.
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No, at this time we are not able to offer any of these product types. We wish we could accommodate every type of request, however this one would be quite difficult given our sweet and savory menu. We work with ingredients that do have allergens, such as eggs, dairy products, wheat, nuts, etc.
If any of these pose a health risk to you, we recommend you do not order any of our baked goods.
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Because every cookie is baked just for you, we can’t accept returns, refunds, or cancellations — No Regrets. Just Cookies.
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E-mail: contact@doughmygodcookies.com
